Excuse Me While I Disappear Free ePUB by Laurie Notaro

Excuse Me While I Disappear Free ePUB by Laurie Notaro
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Excuse Me While I Disappear Free ePUB by Laurie Notaro

A laugh-out-loud spin on the realities, perks, opportunities, and inevitable courses of midlife.

Laurie Notaro has proved everyone wrong: she didnā€™t end up in rehab, prison, or cremated at a tender age. She just went gray. At past fifty, every hairā€™s root is a symbol of knowledge (she knows how to use a landline), experience (she rode in a car with no seat belts), and superpowers (a gray-haired lady can get away with anything).

Though navigating midlife is initially upsettingā€”the cracking noises coming from her new old body, receiving regular junk mail from mortuariesā€”Laurie accepts it. And then some. With unintentional abandon, she shoplifts a bag of russet potatoes. Heckles a rude driver from her beat-up Prius. And engages in epic trolling on Nextdoor.com. That, says Laurie, is the brilliance of growing older. With each passing day, you lose an equivalent amount of fear.

And the #1 New York Times bestselling author has never been so fearlessly funny as she is in this empowering, candid, and enlightening memoir about living life on the other side of fifty.